Showing posts with label bra. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bra. Show all posts

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Living by the Bra

Wow...it has been a while since I blogged last. Things got a little crazy with publishing the book and other issues that have been on my mind. I did a lot of writing in my journal because there are just somethings you can't say out loud. Sorry for the MIA, I'm going to try and get better!

So...living by the bra. I'm sure any guy reading this is going to be like "WTH!?" And maybe the chicks are thinking it too. But just hear me out.

I have recently got back into working out on a regular basis. Yeah...it has only been one week but I don't plan on stopping this time. After this first week I noticed something, I pretty much live by what bra I wear. I will change bras at least three times a day.

Crazy right?

First thing in the morning I put on the fancy, daily, not so supportive or comfortable bra. Don't worry, I won't bore you with the colors. It's what holds the girls in for the day though. Just enough support to not look like a hooker walking down the street but so not enough to keep the things still while jumping around and working out.

After work I do a quick change into the sports bra. This is the one that presses me almost flat...kind of. And keeps me safe when jumping around. Have you ever gone to a gym and watched a woman work out. Guys, I am sure you have done this plenty of times. Ladies, face it, you have too! Guys for the simple fact that you think you are getting some kind of free show...disgusting, but if the girl is going to do it...why not get a free show right? And ladies, we watch because 1, we think that woman is just looking for attention or 2, you wish your boobs looked as awesome as hers. Ha! Don't lie to yourself.

The point is, the fancy little sports bra may make it hard to breath when I first put it on because my boobs are being pushed into my lungs, but once I get used to it, it's time to work out!

Then, after a cool down and the sweat stops dripping down my face it's time to put on my pajamas. Which, consist of the failed sports bra. The bra that even though it says sports bra, if the boobs are big enough you are still going to give yourself a black eye when you start doing those jumping jacks. Though, for sleep wear it is rather comfortable. Just enough support to where you don't feel constricted and your boobs don't flop around while you sleep.

Now, I know that this is just way to much information for some guys to take in, but ladies, you know what I'm talking about! Especially for us women that were...blessed...or cursed, depending on the days activities.

So, living by the bra...yeah. I do what ever the bra tells me to do. Look cute and sassy and pirky (go on, laugh, I know you want to). Look sweaty, constricted and flat chested (and possibly a little or a lot uncomfortable). Or loose, comfortable and ready for bed. It all depends on the bra.

Much Love
Heather