Living by the Bra

Wow...it has been a while since I blogged last. Things got a little crazy with publishing the book and other issues that have been on my mind. I did a lot of writing in my journal because there are just somethings you can't say out loud. Sorry for the MIA, I'm going to try and get better!

So...living by the bra. I'm sure any guy reading this is going to be like "WTH!?" And maybe the chicks are thinking it too. But just hear me out.

I have recently got back into working out on a regular basis. Yeah...it has only been one week but I don't plan on stopping this time. After this first week I noticed something, I pretty much live by what bra I wear. I will change bras at least three times a day.

Crazy right?

First thing in the morning I put on the fancy, daily, not so supportive or comfortable bra. Don't worry, I won't bore you with the colors. It's what holds the girls in for the day though. Just enough support to not look like a hooker walking down the street but so not enough to keep the things still while jumping around and working out.

After work I do a quick change into the sports bra. This is the one that presses me almost flat...kind of. And keeps me safe when jumping around. Have you ever gone to a gym and watched a woman work out. Guys, I am sure you have done this plenty of times. Ladies, face it, you have too! Guys for the simple fact that you think you are getting some kind of free show...disgusting, but if the girl is going to do it...why not get a free show right? And ladies, we watch because 1, we think that woman is just looking for attention or 2, you wish your boobs looked as awesome as hers. Ha! Don't lie to yourself.

The point is, the fancy little sports bra may make it hard to breath when I first put it on because my boobs are being pushed into my lungs, but once I get used to it, it's time to work out!

Then, after a cool down and the sweat stops dripping down my face it's time to put on my pajamas. Which, consist of the failed sports bra. The bra that even though it says sports bra, if the boobs are big enough you are still going to give yourself a black eye when you start doing those jumping jacks. Though, for sleep wear it is rather comfortable. Just enough support to where you don't feel constricted and your boobs don't flop around while you sleep.

Now, I know that this is just way to much information for some guys to take in, but ladies, you know what I'm talking about! Especially for us women that were...blessed...or cursed, depending on the days activities.

So, living by the bra...yeah. I do what ever the bra tells me to do. Look cute and sassy and pirky (go on, laugh, I know you want to). Look sweaty, constricted and flat chested (and possibly a little or a lot uncomfortable). Or loose, comfortable and ready for bed. It all depends on the bra.

Much Love
Heather

5 Reasons it Sucks to Work Full Time

Today I realized something. Sometimes, having a full time job sucks.

With this thought I decided to put together a list of reasons why.

1. Most people spend about 17 hours a day awake. With a full time job you spend at least 8 of those hours at work. For me, I spend an hour getting ready, 30 - 45 minutest to get to work and 30 - 45 getting back home. There is already 10 hours of my day.

2. If you work first shift, like I do, you get off work just in time to rush to get things done before everything closes up. I get off work around 4 everyday, take in the time to drive, the fact that banks and offices close at 5...it's a rush to get anything done. (Luckily my mom helps me out.)

3. Not many doctors offices or dentist stay open past 5 or 6 pm. So if you have medical issues you have to miss work. Missing work means one of two things, (1) You miss out on those few hours of money. (2) You have to stay even later the rest of the week to make up for it. Not cool.

4. By the time you get home you are so tired you can't do much of anything. This may just be me...but once I get home I am whooped. Today I came home from work not realizing how tired I was. I sat to watch a little T.V. to chill out, I woke up two hours later. I so did not mean to fall asleep.

5. All day you think about ALL the things you could be doing if you were at home or not tied to a desk.

So there you go. The 5 reasons it sucks to have a full time job.

Tomorrow I will give you the 5 reasons it rocks to have a full time job. Cause every negative thing usually has at least one positive thing to counter it.

To all you full time employees out there, I feel your pain, but I love the money!

Much Love,
Heather

Lazy Day

I had a wonderfully lazy day today. In fact, I am STILL in my pajamas and it's almost time for bed again. I don't get a lot of days like this. Weekends are meant for resting and I don't do that often. I am usually on the go all weekend.

Today I was going to go to a financial thing this morning but decided not to go. I was going to sleep late...I got up at 8:30. Not as late as my usual weekend mornings, but three and a half hours later than through the week. So technically I did sleep late. Then, I laid in bed all day, doing nothing at all! I watched t.v. and caught up on all my favorite shows. But that was it.

I had plans on working on my book but you know, we all need a lazy day every once in a while. I have been so wore out this week from being sick and then having to put up with the cologne issue at work. Tomorrow is church and grocery shopping but I am hoping to be home in time to do a little work on the book. It WILL be ready for March 21st release.

This blog really has no point. Just rambling.

Much Love
Heather