Wacky Wednesday: Sweet Tea

I have been sitting here for twenty minutes trying to figure out what to write. I am distraught because most of the time I already have Wacky Wednesday written before I even get to work. Here I am, almost bed time and I have nothing!  So I sit here, eating my pumpkin seeds (my tongue is raw from all the salt) and drinking my sweet tea trying to figure out what wacky things have happened recently.

Nothing really comes to mind! Though, I did meet one of the werewolves that work at the plant.  He gave himself away with his bushy face.  He was not happy.  Did you know that werewolves, when in their human form, have more hair on their face when they are mad?  I know what you are thinking "Heather, what if he just hasn't shaved in a while?"  I thought about that.  I am not amateur to this world that most people refuse to accept.  Shame on you for thinking I was. It was in the guys eyes.  Now, I wouldn't have known if he hadn't looked at me.  In his eyes you could see panic.  Then fear... then I saw a glimpse of pain.  He wants help getting away from the plant completely.  Just like all the other weres that I hear howling through the day.  The big boss man keeps trying to play it off as the machines needing oil or something. I know the truth.

I know I should find a way to help them out, but I can't seem to stay awake while at work.  I am pretty sure there is a witch working there.  She has cast a spell to make me super sleepy while I am there.  I think they have caught on to what I am really doing there.  Soon I will have to move on and find a new place to work.  But I have to save all the creatures first.  *sigh* But let's not focus on that right now.

I do have something odd that happened yesterday.  I found this AWESOME AMAZING band called Steam Powered Giraffe.  It's a band made of human robots!! They are amazing and the music is so old school/post apocalyptic. I only say that because I am pretty certain that the steampunk era that everyone is so obsessed with is actually our future, after the world ends, when ever that may be.

See the thing is, when the world ends, it won't really end!  We are going to live in a new steampunk era.  All the fun gadgets that are just props now will actually exist.  We will ride steam powered trains again.  Thing Wild Wild West with Will Smith.  THAT is the future!

Back to Steam Powered Giraffe...Here watch it

How amazing are they?? So original. Listen to the song again. Listen to their other songs. Love them!  You think they would help me free the creatures from the plant??

See, nothing weird.  But the fairies are playing in my hair and the goblin that I ate...accidentlly, last night is trying to make is way out by cutting into my intestines. That means it's bed time.

Much Love
Heather

Wacky Wednesday: Feo's Troubles

So, I told you all last week about Feo. I did like I said, I am hiding him in my closet. I didn't realize how much trouble this would cause. Since last Wednesday, a good nights sleep has been hard to come by. I toss and turn and can't stay asleep. On the nights when I think I might actually get some good sleep, Feo decides to pop the closet door open. The popping always wakes me up with a jolt. I know that he is there, I also know the issues that comes with keeping the creature in my closet.

Now, most earth creatures know not to mess with me. The demons run when they see me coming and most other creatures enjoy being around me and mean no harm to me, which is probably smart of them. It's not the earth creatures that worry me. It's the creatures from Feo's world. I can't tell you much about them, because I don't know much about them. Feo holds his tongue for the most part on their weaknesses and strengths. He still has trust issues when it comes to that I guess. I keep telling him that without that info I can't really help him much. While his father is out to lock him away or even kill him, Feo continues to protect the King. It's hard to break years of loyal discipline. 

Not only am I dealing with other worldly creatures, I am also dealing with the demons and dark spirits lurking around the house. They are curious as to what Feo is. They are even more curious as to why I let him in my house so easily. Which is another reason why I can't sleep. There are a few creatures out there that know my true weaknesses. If I fall into a deep sleep with these things lurking they could easily cause me harm, if the right ones are lurking. 

Feo has gotten into the habit of following me to work too. He is afraid something will get him while I am here. Only, he likes to ramble around the plant. He likes to upset the werewolves the most. I here them howling more and I know it is Feo picking on them. Though, they have been howling more with out Feo here too. Which makes me wonder if maybe another "Feo" is lurking. 

All I know is I want some sleep! Feo is also the cause of my sickness. He ticked off a pixie. When a pixie gets ticked off they spray this stupid dust all over the place and it causes different symptoms to different people. We found out that Feo is immune. Lucky him. Me, I get a sore throat, almost lose my voice and now I can't stop coughing and sneezing. It's wearing off finally but dang it, not cool. I have to hurry and help Feo out of this mess so I can get rid of all these problems that are suddenly around. Before long the dust bunnies are going to be after him and those are creatures you DO NOT want to mess with. You know why kids are afraid of something being under the bed? Because of the dust bunnies! They grab your feet if you are not quick. That means tripping and breaking arms and legs. 

All I have to do is find the portal between this world and Feo's world. Destory the King. Convince everyone that Feo will make a great King and then close the portal, seal it forever. Not that big of a deal right? (Extreme sarcasm.)

I will keep you updated.

Much Love

Heather

Wacky Wednesday

Wacky Wednesday is back! Enjoy.


There are so many noises going on in the building where I work. I am starting to wonder if maybe the whole car making deal is just a front. 

I have heard a howl of a werewolf, the beating of a giant trying to escape, and the tinkling of fairies.

What other mythical creatures could be hiding in this plant? Maybe the creatures where captured and now are forced to make cars and when the cars are sold the profits go to hunting down and caging up more creatures! Have they told them they could go free if they made cars for them? Do the creatures are working for their freedom, but most die here from horrible working conditions? 

The giants cry. Have you ever seen a giant cry? It's not pretty and it's terribly heart breaking. No matter what you read or hear about giants, they are the kindest creatures you could meet. Just don't make them mad. I am sure the humans that have captured these creatures know the secret of trapping and keeping a giant. I will not share that info with you. I don't want any more people to know about it. 

I wonder if they use unicorns for pulling and carrying the heavier items. They are stronger than horses and cheap...when you steal them. Everything is cheaper when you steal it.

It's just sad to think that I am working for a company that cages up these beautiful creatures. They can't live long out of their natural habitat. Giants need the trees to soothe their sore backs. They are tall and the trees produce the sap to help ease the pain of such long limbs. Fairies need to be in those trees to make sure the sap is being created. Fairies also need to be protected by the armor of the tree when the gnomes come hunting.

And unicorns...well, they need the magic of the forest to keep their strength. Did you know that a unicorn can live forever in it's own world. The forest cares for the unicorns. In return the unicorns use the magic in their horns to heal the other creatures. 

It is a shame that the place I work would trap them. I am sure they are using the werewolves to keep everyone in line. One bite from a werewolf can kill any mythical creature...except a vampire, no matter what the movies say. A clan of vampires can save them all. So, if any vampires are reading this right now, you know how to contact me. Please come help.

Much Love

Heather